Five most ludicrous remarks heard at the AVN Awards

The AVN Awards are essentially the porn Oscars, a night where porn producers get together to give out an absolutely ludicrous number of prizes (more than 120 categories, though not all are handed out on the night) for the best work in the genre. This year’s event was open to the public, and since I was in Vegas, I just had to go along. Here’s the five oddest things I heard during the acceptance speeches:

  • Jenna Haze: “I love sucking cock. Thanks to all those guys for letting me suck their cocks.” (Well, she did win for Best Oral Sex Scene.)
  • Katsumi: “I’m glad it wasn’t for an anal scene this time.”
  • Tommy Gunn, who thanked his wife (and no, she wasn’t in the movie in question).
  • Amy Ried. “Bleeaurgh.” (Ried appeared so off her face that someone had to help her right onto the stage for both of her wins.)
  • Hillary Scott: “God bless anal fisting!”
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