US crooner Eddie Fisher is dead. What does this mean? It means that of the seven men we can unequivocally say have touched Elizabeth Taylor’s vagina, all but two have died.
Amongst Taylor’s seven husbands, the only ones who are still alive are John Warner and Larry Fortensky. And Michael Jackson is dead as well. This could be a nasty case of toxic box syndrome.
Yes, I know; correlation does not prove causation. But I’d still advise anyone planning on feeling up Elizabeth Taylor to think twice about it.