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What the Fin Review doesn’t know about pop stars

Today’s Due Diligence column in the Australian Financial Review discusses how Sydney’s Star City casino is being revamped. It’s an interesting read but it includes this clanger sentence:

The complex will have a few upmarket bars, including one on the roof, and an events theatre to house live acts – think Lady Gaga – as well as awards nights.

It’s blindingly obvious that at her current level of popularity, Lady Gaga would require a much bigger venue than Star City could ever cram onto its current site, no matter how much rebuilding it does. Earlier this year, she played two concerts at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, capacity 12,000 or so.

My top five phrases from this week

I love that my working life means I can write this sort of stuff:

The many moods of Tom Baker

Tom Baker may look nothing like the curly-haired figure with a scarf we recall from our childhoods, but he still know how to ham it up. Here’s a sequence of photos I snapped of him at the Time Quest 2009 fan event (yes, it’s taken me a while to get these online).

















Drink Ready

A different kind of victory (i.e. I lost)

Yes, I now have my dictionary. My second appearance on Letters And Numbers was extremely closely fought — I was tied with my opponent when the conundrum came up — and given that she was a former UK Scrabble champion, I can live with coming second. I’ve still knocked one item off my bucket list by being on the show.

I’ve developed a minor habit of writing about KISS for Gizmodo. The period when I first started getting seriously obsessed with pop music in 1980 coincided with KISS’ first Australian tour, which meant the band was absolutely inescapable in the media. As a result, I’ve always remained somewhat fascinated by the band, even though (unlike hardcore KISS fanatics) I prefer the poppier end of their output.

Anyway, having written about the KISS Flip camera earlier in the year, I couldn’t resist the KISS HD TV which just went on sale. That is, I couldn’t resist it as a topic. No way on earth I’d buy one.

Planhacker on Friday was about video-on-demand services in Australia. As Nick rightly pointed out in his Gizmodo pointer to the column, the pricing is in fact depressingly uniform. Elsewhere on Lifehacker:

  • Lunchtime Wrap: Headless Laptops & Costco Bargains
  • Access Hulu And Other Blocked Services Using Squid
  • Commonwealth Games Switch May Signal Change To TV Siphoning Rules
  • Australian Android Developers Can Now Sell Apps Through The Market
  • Lifehacker Returns To TV Quiz Show
  • Gruen, Deborah Conway, 4KG of margarine

    OK, I spent the whole day waiting to appear on television, but I still had to work. For Gizmodo, I stuck with the television theme by noting that Microsoft was considered by viewers of The Gruen Transfer to have produced the worst ad of all time.

    My depressing Costco visit bore fruit with a Loaded column looking at which tech products are actually cheaper there. I also got to quote from Deborah Conway in a story about how music is used in gyms. Elsewhere at Lifehacker:

  • How Many Photos Do You Take A Month?
  • Lunchtime Wrap: Upgrading RAM & Petrol Points
  • Facebook Places Out In Australia, How To Disable It
  • Lifehacker Appears On TV Quiz Show
  • Patience And Planning Pay Off For Photography
  • I am no longer the weakest link

    As a Lifehacker reader helpfully pointed out, the obvious word in this set of letters from tonight’s episode of Letters & Numbers is RAPIST. Fortunately, I went one better and picked HARPIST, part of an early burst of activity which lead me to a comfortable victory on the night. I’m very happy now, as I’ve done much better than during my infamous appearance on The Weakest Link back in 2001.

    If you didn’t catch the show (shame) and you’re in Australia, you can watch it on the SBS site. And I’ll be back on Friday night at 6pm for another crack at the glory (it’s all about glory, and an eventual dictionary).

    Bieber slagging is healthy

    As anyone who follows my Twitter stream would already realise, I had a mildly crap day yesterday. Slow PC updates, updates that wouldn’t install, PR companies that can’t even manage something as simple as maintaining an RSVP list, my BlackBerry crapping itself and having to go to the construction zone that is the Docklands to visit Costco made it less than appealing.

    Aside from the Britney-themed episode of Glee, my favourite activity of the day was writing a piece for Gizmodo about a new line of Justin Bieber dolls. Sometimes you just have to kvetch.

    Wednesday’s Lifehacker 101 column looked at the many versions of Android and why we’re stuck with them. I also did a detailed analysis of the new Everyday Rewards option to take frequent flyer points rather than petrol discounts (for most people, the petrol discounts are better). Also on Lifehacker:

  • Target Selling Two iTunes Cards For The Price Of 1.5
  • Lunchtime Wrap: & TV Network Woes
  • eBay Sees Doubling Of Sales Via Mobile Phones
  • Fairfax News Apps For iPhone Charging $2.49 A Month
  • When Windows 7 sucks even more than I expect

    This morning, Windows 7 decided I needed an urgent update installed. I figured I needed to reboot anyway, so I told it to go ahead. It took 50 minutes before the update finished installing itself. I have installed entire OSes from floppy disks in less time. Not good enough, team MS.

    Tuesday’s Streaming column touched on the perennial issue of how badly TV networks treat their viewers and (by extension) why they shouldn’t be surprised at the popularity of downloading as an alternative. A much briefer post about drinking from skinny glasses to help with weight loss ended up being reposted on Lifehacker US. Elsewhere it was the usual mixture:

  • How Twitter Can Help Clear Clutter
  • HTC Aria Coming On Optus October
  • Lunchtime Wrap: Presentation Tools & Going Carless
  • Aussies Think Online Customer Service Often Sucks
  • No Australian Release Date Yet For BlackBerry PlayBook Tablet
  • Make A Standing Desk From A Filing Cabinet Drawer
  • So much can be written in most of September

    My brother recently bemoaned on his blog his apparent slackness in making updates, but compared to me he’s a model of efficiency. Time for a listburst!

    The biggest single themed bit of work I’ve done since my last update was the Off The Rails project for Lifehacker, which combined broadband testing with a slow-ish rail journey up the North Coast. Beyond that . . . well, writing is what I do for a living after all.

    Off The Rails


    Road Worrier


    Lifehacker 101



    Long Lifehacker stories

    Shorter Lifehacker posts

    The deadly minge of Elizabeth Taylor

    US crooner Eddie Fisher is dead. What does this mean? It means that of the seven men we can unequivocally say have touched Elizabeth Taylor’s vagina, all but two have died.

    Amongst Taylor’s seven husbands, the only ones who are still alive are John Warner and Larry Fortensky. And Michael Jackson is dead as well. This could be a nasty case of toxic box syndrome.

    Yes, I know; correlation does not prove causation. But I’d still advise anyone planning on feeling up Elizabeth Taylor to think twice about it.