The Mormon Prophet
The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his identity remains a secret, and so do his measurements.
Hanson fever will continue to sweep Australia for several weeks. The band's next single will likely be the schlocky commercial ballad 'I Will Come To You'. Eventually, Taylor (the one in the middle) will have a successful solo career, while the older Hanson will discover sex for the first time.
Sometime in the future, it will rain.
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