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The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. However, on this occasion, he has been temporarily numbed by the onset of the flu (needless to say, he predicted this would happen). However, the public comes first, so the ailing prophet offers this handy set of mini-prophecies:


TODAY'S MINI-PROPHECIES:

Sometime in the future, it will rain.


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