The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his identity remains a secret, but rumours that he has a cameo in the next Bond film cannot be confirmed.

Firstly, the prophet would like to gloat. In his last prophecy, he predicted that Hanson's next single would be 'I Will Come To You'. This has turned out to be true. Those who doubt the Prophet must pay the price.

Secondly, a weather-related observation from Melbourne, the original city of 'four seasons in one day'. Fine in Melbourne means 'not raining', but fine in Sydney mean 'not overcast'. This will probably remain true for all time.

Sometime in the future, it will rain.

Click here to check out other prophecies

MAILClick here to contact Gus

GUSWORLDReturn to Gusworld Central