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Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue

By day, she is Dannii Minogue, well known TV presenter, actress, successful singer and all-round Minogue. When danger threatens, though, she is transformed into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue, a mega super-heroine with a strange fondness for tight vinyl costumes and mood lighting. And now you can read about her adventures exclusively on Gusworld.


Senior Situation

As the final notes of 'I Don't Wanna Take This Pain' echoed around the hall, Dannii left the stage and sighed contentedly. It had been a great show. The Bognor Regis Seniors Club had certainly enjoyed themselves. One old gentleman with a walking frame had even stood up and shook his funky thing during the dance break in 'Love and Kisses'. These charity shows didn't pay much, but Dannii would do anything for her fans.

Dannii returned to her dressing room and began removing her makeup with practised skill. It was as she was wiping off her eyeliner that she became aware of a strange noise. Surely that couldn't be screaming coming from the alley just outside?

"Danger threatens," she said to herself. "I must transform myself into Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue." Using her secret mystical powers and reciting the magic words 'This Is It' under her breath, she span around in circles and transformed herself into the vinyl-clad super-heroine.

In one swift movement, she left the room, raced down the corridor and entered the alley. Two young hoodlums with punk haircuts were attacking a defenceless old man. Dannii recognised him as the old man who had danced earlier during the show. She instantly sprang into action.

Whacko! Kaboom! Her high-flying kick, developed during years of practise on Young Talent Time, soon despatched of the two young thugs. They retired, hurt and bleeding. Her mission accomplished, Dannii rushed to the old gentleman's side. "Are you OK?" she asked.

"Yes," he replied. "Just a bit winded. Who are you, kind young lady?"

The old gentleman blinked in amazement. For the mysterious young stranger had disappeared as swiftly as she had come. Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue had saved the streets from crime once more.

Back in her dressing room, Dannii sighed contentedly. "Another Success!" she said to herself, as she continued removing her makeup.


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