Dumb quotes from Pageant Life

Following a sensational response to my recent rant on pageantry, Gusworld is proud to introduce a new feature: dumb quotes from Pageant Life. We kick off the section with the following sensational observation from Christie Lee Woods, Miss Teen USA 1996. Christie Lee (sounds like a Billy Joel song) was asked which topic she would discuss with President Clinton, given the choice. Her answer?

I would discuss with him having mandatory sex education classes, because if students decide to have sex, they should be practicing safe sex. However, in my opinion, abstinence is always the best way.

Nice to see she's in touch with reality.

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