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Share A Secret Reviewed

Share A Secret Reviewed looks at the weekly Share A Secret column in Australia's biggest-selling magazine, Woman's Day. We at Gusworld love it, and we hope you will too. We don't give away the plot (that would be unfair and a possible breach of copyright); we just tell you what the headline is and describe the stunning artwork that goes with it.

Woman's Day dated April 14th, 1997

MY EX GAVE ME AIDS

He charmed her back into bed, and left her life in ruins

We've only got one thing to say: use a franger. Sure, she mightn't have seen her ex-husband for 12 years, and the vortex of carnal attraction might have been spinning at high speed. But that's no excuse. Sure, she mightn't have run much risk of getting pregnant (this woman already has a grown son, so menopause is a distinct likelihood), but, as fate proved, that was the least of her worries. Remember the golden rule, kiddies: if you're raring for a root, run for the rubbers. Oddly enough, the picture features no red clothing or bedlinen, just a shocked-looking trollop alongside a guy baring his chest.

Suggested Replacement Headline: Actually, for once, this headline pretty much says it all


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