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The Mormon Prophet

The Mormon Prophet can provide the guidance that is missing from your day-to-day life, with his searing visions of the future. For ethical reasons, his real identity is shrouded in mystery, although he is not a registered high roller at the Crown Casino.

TODAY'S PROPHECY: Always ask how much a haircut is going to cost before you get it. Otherwise, you might get a rude and most unpleasant shock. Who wants to be out of pocket $10 more than they should? Not the Prophet, of that you can be certain.

Sometime in the future, it will rain.

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