Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.
Milkshake flavours I don't recommend
Gherkin
Salmon and peach
Ray Martin Hair Lacquer
Curried sausage
Kerosene
Mandarin and mercury
Michael Jackson's Surgery Offcuts
Wet Ones
That stuff you found in your handkerchief this morning