REAL SERIOUS ACTUAL CONTENT: More precisely, How To Do Things With Four Letter Words, my university thesis on the subject of swearwords. And, for the pageant-appalled, Gusworld is proud to present Dumb Quotes From Pageant Life, all the evidence you ever needed that beauty pageants are a joke. This section also includes the archives of the late unlamented Good Living Cheese Watch (not that we're suggesting cheese is a serious topic.)
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FICTITIOUS MINDS: Where we make up things about famous people that never actually happened. Get your imagination into overdrive with Mighty Morphin' Dannii Minogue, The Mr T Utterly Untrue And You'd Better Not Believe It Online Fantasy News Campaign, the well-known advice column Don't Ask Bill Parts 1, 2 and 3, and Some Letters From The Pen Of Jane Austen. Remember, it's not true.
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WRITE ON: Bits and pieces of miscellaneous (but still pretty darn good) writing, including the first and only issue of Cucumber Focus and The Fabulous Story Of Spazzo The Wonder Slug.
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ART GALLERY: If anyone can draw any old shit and call it art, we want to be first in with our cut. The Art Gallery includes A Pictorial Gallery Of Cultural Obsessions, Bad Face Day and the immortal Crap Art By People I Know, More Crap Art By People I Know and Even More Crap Art By People I Know.
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QUIRKY QUIZZES: Hell, if Cosmo can run this gumpf, so can we. Find out the awful truth with the Are You A Slut? and Are You A Techno-Boffin? extravaganzas.
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POET'S CORNER: Everyone writes crap poetry when they are a teenager; some of us are foolish enough to continue. Venture into Poet's Corner if you dare.
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LAND OF LISTS: Last but definitively first, Land Of Lists contains more lists than you'll find anywhere outside a volume called The Big Book Of Lists or any similar title. Read, learn, and organise.
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